how amazing, that how much things changed in one year. all these things i've said last year, how many are still the case???
Layer One - Stats...
[Name] ej@ji
[Birth date] 08-17-78
[Birthplace] Seoul
[Current Location] NYC
[Eye Color] brown
[Hair Color] black
[Height] 5'8"
[Righty or Lefty] Righty (when it comes to you know what and partial lefty when it comes to sports
[Innie or Outie] Innie
[Zodiac Sign] leo
[Blood Type] warm and red one
[Current Mood] happy
[Current Hair] it's growing
[Current Annoyance] moving out, this annoying ass on k tv..
[Current Smell] lobster
[Current thing you ought to be doing] shopping
[Current Desktop Picture] me looking like bp
[Current Favorite Groups] radiohead/utada/lori carson
[Current Worry] hakuna mutada
[Current Crush] still james king
Layer Two - Describe...
[Your heritage] Korean
[The shoes you wore today] $9 payless sneakers
[Your weakness] temptation for going out
[Your fear] running out ot toilet paper @ publich bathroom
[Your perfect pizza] chicago style with spinach
[Goal you'd like to achieve] marry hyori lee
Layer Three - Tell...
[Your most overused phrase on AIM/AOL/ICQ] "word/true/no respect"
[Your thoughts first waking up] i gotta repark to avoid parking ticket
[Your best physical feature] lips
[Your bedtime] 1-2 wkdays, 5-6 wkends
[Your greatest accomplishment] realizing there is only one me and being proud of it
[Your most missed memory] ramen and spam with pickled cayene pepper @ bma (my dormitory high school)
Layer Four - You prefer...
[Pepsi or Coke] whatever is diet
[McDonald's or Burger King] which ever has 99 cents special
[Single or group dates] single unless it's me and a group of girls
[Adidas or Nike] i prefer nice...
[Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea] whatever is diet
[Chocolate or vanilla] vanilla...no love for chocco in my mouth
[Cappuccino or coffee] whatever is more expensive if you're buying
Layer Five - Do you...?
[Smoke] no cigs ever, weed 3 times
[Cuss] at most proper situations why the fck you wanna know
[Sing well] i'm marginal when i am drunk, i can grind though...
[Take a shower everyday] pretty reg basis
[Have a crush(es)] yes
[Do you think you've been in love] yes
[Want to go to college] not now
[Want to get married] not any time soon
[Believe in yourself] believe in myself more than anone else
[Get motion sickness] try me ladies
[Think you're attractive] never thought otherwise
[Think you're a health freak] just a freak
[Get along with your parents] most definatly..
[Like thunderstorms] only when chics jump on me
[Play an instrument] temborine @ karaoke's
Layer Six - Past month have you...
[Drank alcohol] 2 days
[Smoked] nope
[Done a drug] advil
[Made Out] with myself?
[Gone on a date] nope, fucking questions are starting to depress me
[Gone to the mall?] yes
[Eaten an entire box of Oreos] never had them
[Eaten sushi] sushi lunch buffet last thursday @ minado
[Been on stage] no
[Been dumped] got played off by chics @ clubs
[Gone skating] it's fucking mid-june dude
[Made homemade cookies] don't like cookies
[Gone skinny dipping] need to take shower first don't i?
[Dyed your hair] uncle sam might not like that idea
Layer Seven - Have you ever...
[Played a game that required removal of clothing] yes...shit why do i suck at those...
[Been trashed or extremely intoxicated] awww. 21st bday...[Been caught "doing something"] shop lifting @ 15
[Been called a tease] by numerous chics
[Gotten beaten up] by pops for losing his swiss army knife
[Changed who you were to fit in] i suck @ changing i suck more @ fitting in
Layer Eight - Opposite sex (or the same?)
[Best eye color?] pink
[Best hair color?] anything but cheap dyed hair
[Short or long hair?] Short
[Best height] it's the proportion that counts
[Best weight] gotta have right curves..especially the ass
[Best articles of clothing] radiohead signed t shirt
[Best first date location] tommy jazz @ 53st
[Best first kiss location] west new york cliff..kekeke cheese
Layer Nine - Number of...
[Number of girls I have kissed in my life] 212 555 4345l
[Number of girls I have made out with] 201 423 4355
[Number of girlfriends I've had] 5
[Number of boyfriends I've had] haven't met bp yet
[Number of drugs taken illegally] 1
[Number of people I could trust with my life] 5
[Number of CDs that I own] who buys cd's now days
[Number of piercings] peircings are for boys who like boys
[Number of tattoos] one coming long overdue
[Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper] a couple...my mom sent a story on korean radio about me that was broadcasted
[Number of scars on my body] 3 small ones
[Number of things in my past that I regret] 2 i can remember
Layer Ten - The future...
[Age you hope to be married] when i am ready
[Numbers and Names of Children] most likely be named after something...sucks to be you son...
[Describe your Dream Wedding] don't you know...guys don't dream that kinda shit
[How do you want to die] i like my hair colour
[Where you want to go to college] how is that a future question dumbfuck? wait, is this shit designed for teenyboppers?
[What do you want to be when you grow up] i'd like to be someone whose happy with myself and can make others the same
[What country would you most like to visit] at least 20 countries in europe including greece, spain, cze rep., austria, russia and the common cheesy ones...alot of countries in east asia, and australia, and hopely brazil | 
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